Juicy Basketballs

Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:41 Written by Hoopster Crush!

I woke up to the BEST dream today!

I was playin' ball, with all sorts of kids, and grownups. I was intercepting passes, making assists, scoring hoops. And the ball was a little juicy orange, like the kind you eat, a large NAVEL! Every time the ball bounced off the floor or when I caught it it was all juicy, like a squishy peeled orange and the juice would splash in my hand. It was so delicious, I swear I've never been in a better mood when I woke up. I can't believe I could have such a delicious basketball dream I feel so content and quenched I just had ta blahg abaout it!

Of course it started off where the other team had a parent that was just yelling at the ref and he was so mad he started playing the game, when the ball was accidentally overthrown out of bounds and he caught it. So then I was like, "You can't just step into a kids game!" But he wouldn't listen to me so I was like, "Okay, well then you KNOW I'm playing then too!" It is clearly deeply psychological for me to justify breaking the rules just cause that beefhead dad did, and then I step out on the court and immediately start making turnovers- blegh, but then I got that squishy orange ball in my hand and I was like, "SHPLAH, SPLOOP BLOOP, SHWISH!!!"

I wish we really could play that game- orange ball, I hope I dream of it again. So refreshing.

That reminds me if you care at all about kids you should vote in the pepsi refresh contest, and vote for Joel's Place so we can build an outdoor skate park to keep kids off drugs! OWKAY?! www.refresheverything.com. Register and vote for Joel's Place, Fairbanks, Alaska. That is not the whole purpose of this blog but Pepsi is the choice of the new Generation. And 4 out of 5 dentists prefer it. That's a lie. But vote for us!

Cheerio, doo doos!!!